tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13319922.post4731547187633401778..comments2023-07-09T00:44:08.065+09:00Comments on Lost in webSpace: Teething issues... reloadedVidyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983815036723926607noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13319922.post-54642098274316473602010-06-17T12:52:11.887+09:002010-06-17T12:52:11.887+09:00fuck iam late...u wud have probably take care of t...fuck iam late...u wud have probably take care of this already...anyways heres wht to do next time..<br /><br />introduce the tooth fairy...tell her that the tooth fairy takes all the teeth children leaves under pillows and replaces it with coins..since shes very considerate she always gives the same currency as teh country the tooth is found in...she makes a killing on the exchange rates...she uses all the teeth to make her castle which is cleaned evryday using colgate..<br /><br />hopefully along with it u can introduce santa claus who runs the risk in todays world to being falsely accused of being a closet pedofile (spelling) due to all that making children sit on his lap things ( i heard he now takes request over mail only)...<br /><br />by this time ur children are near to becoming those run arnd the garden looking for fairy types..<br /><br />then u introduce to them god...<br /><br />there...u have a completely brainwashed kid who now an be made to eat food by reminding her of the boogeyman under the bed, who will go to sleep by 7 becoz sand man will come in the night...and who will continue living her life in the hope that there will be prince in white shining armour just behind the corner to take care of her for all times...<br /><br />hell...its more fun this way..<br /><br />tell me how it wentTys on Icehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09718530428063102986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13319922.post-6238099644855870322010-06-16T09:18:28.335+09:002010-06-16T09:18:28.335+09:00Explain to her how the economic downturn means tha...Explain to her how the economic downturn means that her tooth is way below sub-prime & will not be yielding any coin anytime soon. I'm sure she'll understand. <br /><br />If she doesn't, a bailout will be necessary.<br /><br />:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13319922.post-76289261340393207552010-06-14T12:28:06.824+09:002010-06-14T12:28:06.824+09:00Childhood is the age of innocence & wonder. Le...Childhood is the age of innocence & wonder. Let her believe in the tooth fairy!Axehttp://bloreboy.squarespace.comnoreply@blogger.com