A whole new ballgame
What is parenting all about?
An acceptable answer would be, 'It's an exercise by adults who think they are smart, trying to outsmart a kid who's way smarter than the parents think'. Plenty shmart....
This is the sporadically updated scoreboard of that game called parenting.
Set 1:
Parents want to communicate and at the same time do not want little ears listening. So parents think, lets communicate in a language the kid doesn't know. Parents decide to communicate in Hindi.
Score: Parents 1 : Kid 0
Set 2: Parents realise that kid picks up on key words in the conversation, and makes some sense of it.
Score: Parents 1 : Kid 1
Set 3: Parents start to spell out things.
Score: Parents 2 : Kid 1
Set 4: Kid starts to take guesses at what parents are spelling out. Gets some stuff right.
Score: Parents 2 : Kid 2
Set 5: Arun has a request. He yells out, "Neeche se D-I-A-P-E-R leke aana". Aditi leans close to me and whispers, "Appa diaper kondu vara sollara" (Appa asked you to get a diaper)
Game, Set and Match: Aditi.
Somehow, I don't see us winning this game... not now, not in the near future, not ever...
And i don't mind losing....
An acceptable answer would be, 'It's an exercise by adults who think they are smart, trying to outsmart a kid who's way smarter than the parents think'. Plenty shmart....
This is the sporadically updated scoreboard of that game called parenting.
Set 1:
Parents want to communicate and at the same time do not want little ears listening. So parents think, lets communicate in a language the kid doesn't know. Parents decide to communicate in Hindi.
Score: Parents 1 : Kid 0
Set 2: Parents realise that kid picks up on key words in the conversation, and makes some sense of it.
Score: Parents 1 : Kid 1
Set 3: Parents start to spell out things.
Score: Parents 2 : Kid 1
Set 4: Kid starts to take guesses at what parents are spelling out. Gets some stuff right.
Score: Parents 2 : Kid 2
Set 5: Arun has a request. He yells out, "Neeche se D-I-A-P-E-R leke aana". Aditi leans close to me and whispers, "Appa diaper kondu vara sollara" (Appa asked you to get a diaper)
Game, Set and Match: Aditi.
Somehow, I don't see us winning this game... not now, not in the near future, not ever...
And i don't mind losing....
1 comment:
I like the parallel you have drawn ...it is certainly one game we all enjoy losing!
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