Boarding school? or a day off...

Are there boarding schools for mothers?? Mothers out there would echo the sentiment, especially if they are having one of those days. I somehow don't think my little one is ready for boarding school, but I sure as hell am!
Working mothers have it good. (Here's where I open the proverbial can of worms). You get weekends (or at least a day and a half) off each week, sick leave medical benefits so on and so forth. Us stay at home moms dont have that much fun after all. I get to see the house, the kitchen, the kid day in and day out ad infinitum ad nauseum. I need a day off!